Friday Plot Swap: Birthday Style

Dawn's Plot Swap
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Tomorrow is my birthday!
You can visit my virtual celebration here
Here are a few request about my party:
This guy can't come!

Woman in sumo wrestler suit assaults ex-girlfriend who waved at man dressed as Snickers bar


and please, no gift certificates to here:

Woman starts snuggle business

 Last, what happens here, stays here... Well, not really because it should end up in all of your best sellers. But, put it in your books. Don't save it for the afterlife!

Utah man uses obituary to confess indiscretions

So, swap with me!

Could you do anything fun with these?

Feel free to leave me a plot as your gift or stop by my virtual party and enjoy the festivities.