(717):

It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.

(612):

Dear Derek. I would like to offer my sincerest apology for the 2 to 6 text messages you are about to read. Also for the 15 minute voicemail, which may or may not have sent. Sincerely, Sober Katie

Under what circumstance could one of your characters say this?

Have a great weekend! For those of you off on Monday for Labor Day, I hope it is a nice, relaxing weekend.

B e sure to stop by on Tuesday! I will be doing my first book review!

 

By Kathi Lipp