Friday Plot Swap: TFLN Style

Friday Plot Swap
Dawn's Plot Swap
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Ever heard of Texts from Last Night? 
While some of the post are quite disturbing, they would definitely make for an interesting plot. 
Here are a few that got my mind working:
(203): Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
(703): Just woke up wearing a top hat and simpsons boxers. i also found more money in my wallet then what i had before going out, about $1000 more

(541): my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests 

So, Swap with me. 
Read any great texts lately?